So. Much. Hair.
Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid
Yer a wizard, Harry!
ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!
*Trombone failure sound effect*
dog cloud over Manhattan
we live in a simulation
It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going
I am getting extreme deja vu with this piece
may do a bunch of snake drags
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
so. many. things.
I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
….Captain Sharpie Sharknado Wolf…
Captain Bottle Howls-Cat. At your service.
Captain Marker Guardians Cat. Nice…I guess
Captain Lock Guardian Giraffe!
Captain Mouse Lone Panther
Captain Lipstick Miss Crow
Captain Wall Crow Wolf
Captain Box Pacific Kite
Captain Mug Thor Cat
Captain Glitter Galaxy Tiger
Captain Remote Galaxy Shark
Captain Sock Godzilla Bird
Captain Purse Galaxy Hedgehog…???
Captain Controller Galaxy Cat.. B)
Captain Shower Curtain Pacific Wolf
Captain Jumper X-men Dolphin
Captain Headphones Avengers Tiger
Captain hairbrush Labyrinth dog?
Captain Rigid Collodion Paranorman Tiger…
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.